Cockthirsty wanna-bees blasphemy Chimpanjesus

I am Chimpanjesus; dot com, screenplay, music, graphic novel, art, trademarked (in three international classes), path to good, and am the OG 99.4 geneticaly balls on the table mofo. However, amusingly, a few lower primates have taken to rubbing my creative feces on themselves in the hopes of greater fertility. Wipe the cuccumber sauce off your chins and manifest your own creative destiny, because the paternity test results are in: you are NOT the father. The unauthorized use of my dominant title carries a substantial risk for less endowed primates. When the lower primate's social group becomes aware of the ruse the effect on their reproductive success is catastophic. The fucktarded takeover attempts serve as red flags to the pretenders peers revealing unsophisticated risk assessments and unibrowed decision making capabilities. Sub-chimpanjesus inbread males tend to bluff challenge the dominant primate's hierarchy only to be chimp slapped, imasculated, and ass-clowned. -O